I won an award at work this week, and it cracks me up:

The contents of the award are nice, and I’m proud of them. Apparently they reflect numerous pieces of feedback I’ve gotten from clients and coworkers, and the sentiment they express is something I definitely work hard to cultivate. I’m happy to get this award!
But it cracks me up because the title of the award category is “Unstoppable.” Ha! I work in training & development. I don’t know what’s “unstoppable” about either my work or the way I perform it, but I’m not going to look a gift horse in the mouth. I’ll just continue doing what I’m doing.
After all, you can’t stop me!