Friends in the Upside Down

Don’t you disrespect me little girl!
Don’t you make me scowl or sneer or frown!
You’re in my world now,
Not your world!
And I got friends in the Upside Down!
(He’s got friends in the Upside Down!)

That’s an echo, kids.
Just a little something we have here in
Indiana, a little advanced lesson. Don’t worry…

I cruise in my Camaro
To see Ted Wheeler’s wife
But if you run around the pool then you will get banned for life.
Then I got my mind flayed,
I can flay some others’, too
I’ll help build a monster out of meat,
(you know I can see you, right Eleven?)
‘Cause he built this all for you!

Rats pop – juicy!
I got Busey!
I got slaves all over this town!
And I got friends in the Upside Down!

(I am so, so sorry. Once this idea popped into my head I couldn’t get it out, and the only way to alleviate my suffering was to inflict it on you.)

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